Funny Pick Up Lines For Guys & Girls

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Funny Pick Up Lines For Guys & Girls

Before moving ahead with the pick up lines, be honest, and ask yourself a simple question. How many times have you found yourself in a situation when you really wanted to ask someone sitting across the bar for a date, and couldn’t, because you didn’t know what to say. Probably, most of the times! By the way, what did you tell your age was, thirteen? Ooh you are saying no, so why is it not evident from your behaviour. If you are a grown up and you have fully functional faculties, then what is it that’s keeping you at the back of this dating game? The answer to this question is really simple. What you lack here are the right words, because it is always difficult to strike the right chord to break the ice. As soon as you are able to do that, the conversation will flow automatically. Hence, we are suggesting you a few pick-up lines to be used the next time you feel the need of right words.

Funny Pick Up Lines for Guys and Girls

For Guys to use on Girls

    • Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her; I just met the girl of my dreams.
    • That’s amazing! Your eyes are of the same colour as my Porche!
    • How are you? ["Fine"] Darn right you are.
    • Are you O.K.? Because it’s a long fall from heaven.
    • Wanna get some pizza and KISS? No!? Why, you don’t like pizzas?!!
    • Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
    • Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
    • Guy: Did I see u somewhere? (No!) Then I must have seen you in my dreams!
    • Hi, my name's Right...Mr. Right.
    • Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
    • I must be in heaven, because I'm standing next to you!
    • I think you've got something in your eyes. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.
    • If beauty were a grain of sand, you'd be a million beaches.
    • Man, you sure are a bright girl! Were you raised by the stars?
    • What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
    • When God made you, he was showing off.
    • You are a beautiful girl, you have probably heard all the great pick up lines, so why don’t' you just tell me the ones that worked, so that we can get past all that....?"

For Girls to use on Guys

    • Didn’t I see you in GQ?
    • Maybe my sight’s going, but you’re the hottest guy I’ve seen all night!
    • I thought about introducing you to my sister, but I’m not that generous.
    • You look familiar. Did you graduate from The University of Sexy Men?
    • Are you going to ask me out? Or, do I have to lie to my diary?
    • Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
    • Hey, I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next boyfriend…
    • You know, I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
    • There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet.... your name.
    • I have never had a dream come true until the day I met you.
    • What pickup line actually works on you?
    • Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
    • Remember me? Oh, that's right; I've met you only in my dreams.
    • Don't be so picky... I wasn't!
    • There must be something wrong with my eyes, because I can't take them off you.
    • I hope you know CPR, because you took my breath away.
    • You know sweetie, my lips won’t just kiss themselves. Please help.
    • Here I am! What were your other two wishes?
    • Are all the men in this place shy?
    • Hello. Are you taking any applications for a girlfriend?
    • Can I have a picture of you, so that I can show Santa the things I want for Christmas?
    • Did you just call me Honey? (What? No!) ...Damn! My watch must be 30 minutes fast.
    • Hello, I wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down, go ahead and say No!

Well, try these and who knows the lady luck may smile on you. Even if these fail to make any impact, at least these are good conversation starters. Making the most out of these depends on how you take the conversation forward.